1. "Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason."
A. Robert Frost
B. M. Scott Peck
C. Jerry Seinfeld
2. "Accustom a people to believe that priests and clergy can forgive sins ... and you will have sins in abundance."
A. Thomas Paine
B. Brad Pitt
C. Jimmy Swaggart
3. "We think basically you watch television to turn your brain off, and you work on your computer when you want to turn your brain on."
A. Steve Jobs
B. Mark Zuckerberg
C. Thomas Edison
4. "Fears are educated into us, and can, if we wish, be educated out."
A. Dr. Karl Menninger
B. Alfred Hitchcock
C. Warren Jeffs
5. "The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy."
A. John Boehner
B. Martin Luther King, Jr.
C. Kathy Griffin
6. "From there to here, from here to there, funny things are everywhere."
A. Dr. Who
B. Dr. Benjamin Spock
C. Dr. Seuss
7. "In this age, which believes that there is a short cut to everything, the greatest lesson to be learned is that the most difficult way is, in the long run, the easiest."
A. Stephanie Miller
B. Henry Miller
C. Dennis Miller
8. "You can get much farther with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone."
A. Charlton Heston
B. Bob Costas
C. Al Capone
9. "If anything can survive the probe of humour it is clearly of value, and conversely all groups who claim immunity from laughter are claiming special privileges which should not be granted."
A. Eric Idle
B. Benny Hill
C. Al Sharpton
10. "Mr. (George) Bernard Shaw has no enemies, but is cordially detested by all his friends."
A. Mrs. George Bernard Shaw
B. Groucho Marx
C. Oscar Wilde
Answers: 1-C, 2-A , 3-A , 4-A , 5-B , 6-C , 7-B , 8-C , 9-A , 10-C
Scoring:
10--QQQQ = Quote-Master
8-9--QQQ = Scholar
6-7--QQ = Literate
4-5--Q = Semi-Literate
0-3--No Q = Quote-Dunce
Bonus Quote of the Day:
"Doesn't it seem some days as though other people were put in the world for no other reason than to aggravate you?" - E. W. Howe
(Howe, 1853-1937, was a novelist and editor known for his iconoclasm and pessimism.)
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